Judy Genandt

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"As a reader, I want to know why a character speaks or behaves in a certain way. I want to know the dynamics of his life, which events have shaped his personality, what circumstances have brought him to where he is today. As a writer, I try to provide that interaction between characters for my readers. My focus is always to offer education, enlightenment, and entertainment."
~ Judy Genandt~
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Watch
for "A Port in the Storm"
due to be released in October.
For information go to:
http://cornucopiapress.com/authors/judy-genandt/
and then click on this interview
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Author's Interview at
http://writersmanual.com/show.php?id=2&uid=335
Also: Readers' Event, photos, and information at
www.schaumburgscribes.org
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Fruit
Pizza
Saturday:
Shopping trip to Jewel for ingredients
1 package (20 oz.) refrigerated sugar
cookie dough
Wednesday
Note to self: Best to eat sugar cookie
dough when baked, not by raw spoonfuls during rerun of “Dancing With the
Stars.” Return to Jewel for another package and use immediately.
Pat cookie dough into ungreased 14 ”
pizza pan.
Note to self: Do not use perforated
pan.
Note to self: Return to Jewel to buy a
third package of sugar cookie dough.
And an unperforated pizza pan.
Bake at 375 º 10-12 minutes or until
browned; cool.
Friday
Note to self: Sanity will be easier to
save if grandson is not here to “help.”
Turn off overheated oven, close oven door
upon smoke of burned-to-a-crisp cookie dough crust, dry tears of frightened
grandson, use broom handle to shut off blaring smoke alarm, chuck pizza pan and
unholy mess into sink to soak. Eventually return to Jewel to buy a fourth
package of sugar cookie dough.
1 package (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened
¼ C confectioners’ sugar
Beat together in
mixing bowl till smooth
Note to self: Make sure Molly is removed
from counter during mixing process. Wash mixture from cat; scrape mixture off
counter; fetch stepladder from garage to sponge mixture from ceiling. Return to
Jewel for more of the same ingredients.
Saturday
1 carton (8 oz.) frozen whipped topping,
thawed
Note to self: Do not remove
plastic lid from topping during thawing process. Wash topping off whiskers of
Molly and Hobbes; wash topping off entire counter area; retrieve lid and bowl
from middle of family room carpet; vacuum fluffs of cat fur resulting from fight
over topping territory.
Return to Jewel for another container of
whipped topping. Use less expensive generic brand.
Fold topping into cream cheese mixture
and spread over crust.
2-3 kiwifruit, peeled and thinly sliced
1-2 firm bananas, sliced
1 can (11 oz.) mandarin oranges, drained
½ c. red grape halves.
Arrange
on top of fruit layer on top of crust.
Note to self: Make sure to cut with knife
that isn’t razor-sharp. Wash slashed fingers in cold water and bandage wounds;
clean blood off counter; throw away blood-covered fruit; paw through medicine
cabinet for bottle of strongest pain pills available. Return to Jewel for more
of the same ingredients.
Sunday
1/4 C sugar
1/4
C orange juice
2
T water
1
T lemon juice
1
½ tsp cornstarch
Pinch salt
Bring
all ingredients to boil in saucepan,
Note to self: Use pan larger than 1 cup size.
Hold burned hand under cold running water
to remove cooked-on liquid, bandage when able to do so; scour cooked-on liquid
off stovetop and front of stove; dump scorched pan into recycling bin. Stop at
bank to withdraw funds. Return to Jewel for more of the same ingredients.
Resolve to feel great relief that at least the travel time to Jewel is only
seven minutes, including parking.
Tuesday
Yield: 16 – 20 servings
Note to self: This number of servings
yielded only if lucky enough to survive whole process.
Shove recipe into shredder, pour a glass
of Ripple, and wipe experience from memory banks.
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And now, for my friends and fans, a personal Blog:
Hunter learns how to:

make wonderful music

make his own fun

make meals more interesting
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"You Can't Get Published 'Til You're Published" Workshop,
Arlington Heights
Memorial Library 
Niles Public Library District
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Book Signing August 28, 2004,
at Barnes & Noble Bookstore in Schaumburg
Melinda and her mom
Chatting with Faith and Susan
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© 2004 by Judy Genandt
05/21/2008